Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
