They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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