on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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