Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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