CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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