Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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