so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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