In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Success! We fucked roommates!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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