Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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