sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Randomize
