haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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