dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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These tits shall not be calmed
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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