Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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