I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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