Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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