sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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