I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
