this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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