maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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