Only a mothe r could love this liver
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
