Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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