Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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