yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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