They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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