i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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