come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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