Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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