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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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