chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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