I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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