get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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