dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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