It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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