I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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