the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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