also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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