he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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