69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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