i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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