My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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