But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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