I need help removing her.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
