so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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