is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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