When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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