So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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