I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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