oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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