i permit you to call me
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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