Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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