Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
