We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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