I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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