You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
